
Because just because we're trained for emergencies doesn't mean we're emotionally prepared for them. π
Some calls are controlled chaos. Others have you questioning every life decision that led you to this moment.
Featuring a completely unhinged little opossum in EMS gear, our βStop Screaming I'm Scared Tooβ tee is for the EMTs, paramedics, and first responders who are doing their absolute best to look calm while internally screaming right along with everyone else.
Perfect for the medics running on caffeine, dark humor, and a questionable amount of confidence.
π Shirt DetailsBella+Canvas 3001 unisex T-shirt
Soft, lightweight, and comfortable for everyday wear
Relaxed unisex fit
Sizes XSβ4XL, with no upcharge for 4XL
Available in select colors
Front design featuring our chaotic EMS opossum
Designed by First Responders
This tee has a classic unisex fit. Order your usual size for a comfortable, relaxed fit. Size down for a more fitted look, or size up for that oversized, off-duty comfort.
For the best fit, compare your favorite T-shirt's measurements with our size chart before ordering.
Medic Mischief Co. β Because sometimes the patient isn't the only one panicking. ππ€
With side seams
Located along the sides, they help hold the garment's shape longer and give it structural support
Ribbed knit collar with seam
Ribbed knit makes the collar highly elastic and helps retain its shape
Shoulder tape
Twill tape covers the shoulder seams to stabilize the back of the garment and prevent stretching
Sleeve Printing Techniques
Most providers fulfill their sleeve prints using the Direct-to-Film (DTF) method, ensuring crisp, detailed designs. TextilDruck and Fulfill Engine use Direct-to-Garment (DTG) printing for their sleeves, providing vibrant colors and a smooth finish
Neck Label Printing Techniques
Most providers print their labels using Direct-to-Film (DTF) printing, ensuring crisp, detailed designs. Meanwhile, TextilDruck and Stoked on Printing use Direct-to-Garment (DTG) printing for their labels, providing vibrant colors and a smooth finish
Age restrictions
For adults
Other compliance information
REACH Certified
Country of origin
Blank product sourced from Honduras
Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F); Non-chlorine: bleach as needed; Tumble dry: low heat; Iron, steam or dry: medium heat; Do not dryclean.
Accurate shipping options will be available in checkout after entering your full address.
Any goods purchased can only be returned in accordance with the Terms and Conditions and Returns Policy.
We want to make sure that you are satisfied with your order and we are committed to making things right in case of any issues. We will provide a solution in cases of any defects if you contact us within 30 days of receiving your order.
See terms and conditions