I'm Not Okay, But My License Is Active
Mentally questionable, professionally certified. šš
For the EMS crew running on caffeine, dark humor, and questionable coping mechanisms. Featuring a chaotic raccoon in full EMS gear, this bold pink-and-teal sticker perfectly captures the energy of being a complete disaster while somehow still being trusted with other people's emergencies.
Perfect for decorating your water bottle, tumbler, laptop, clipboard, or EMS gear.
Features:
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Vibrant, detailed artwork with a sarcastic EMS twist
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Durable vinyl material
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Available in multiple sizes
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A perfect gift for EMTs, paramedics, and first responders who appreciate dark humor
Designed by First Responders, for First Responders.
Medic Mischief Co. ā Because being licensed and being okay are two very different things.
Medic Mischief Co. ā Dark humor for the people who keep the chaos alive.
Glossy paper finish
Scratch-resistant surface
Long lasting
Vinyl surface stickers with a permanent acrylic adhesive backside, perfect for smooth flat surfaces (like laptops, journals, windows etc.)
Vibrant colors
Printed with environmentally friendly eco-solvent inks provides extraordinary bright colors
PNG format
Kiss-cut stickers require a transparent PNG design file as this is the only format accepted
Age restrictions
For adults
Country of origin
Blank product sourced from Japan (Printify Choice)
Use a soft, clean and dry cloth to gently brush any dust or dirt off from the center of the sticker outwards..
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We want to make sure that you are satisfied with your order and we are committed to making things right in case of any issues. We will provide a solution in cases of any defects if you contact us within 30 days of receiving your order.
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