Blow Veins, Not Coworkers – Ceramic Christmas Ornament
Because sometimes the only thing keeping you on the nice list is a little self-control. 💉🎄
Add some healthcare humor to your Christmas tree with our “Blow Veins, Not Coworkers” Ceramic Ornament! Featuring playful pink and teal lettering, a sassy little IV bag, and a retro-inspired design, this ornament is perfect for anyone who works in healthcare and survives their shifts with sarcasm.
Whether you're shopping for your favorite nurse, paramedic, EMT, phlebotomist, or that one coworker who's just as unhinged as you are, this ornament makes a hilarious addition to any Christmas tree.
Product Details
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Shape: Round
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Size: 2.99" × 2.99" (approximately 3 inches)
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Thickness: 0.12"
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Material: 100% durable ceramic
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Finish: Glossy with vibrant, full-color printing
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Double-Sided: Same design printed on both sides
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Hanging String: Gold string included
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Available Quantities: Single ornament or sets of 3, 5, or 10
Perfect For:
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Nurse and EMS Christmas gifts
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Healthcare coworker gift exchanges
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Secret Santa and stocking stuffers
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Medical-themed Christmas trees
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Anyone who appreciates a little dark healthcare humor
Care Instructions
Gently wipe clean with a soft, dry cloth.
A little festive, a little inappropriate, and completely relatable. Because healthcare workers deserve Christmas decorations that match their sense of humor.
Designed by First Responders | Medic Mischief Co.
100% Ceramic
Extremely strong material that is durable
Glossy Finish
Full color decoration with glossy finish
Includes hanging string
The product includes gold string which is a perfect addition to the ornament itself
Vibrant colors
The latest printing techniques provide bright and crisp colors matching your craziest designs
Wipe the dust off gently with a soft, dry cloth..
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